Tea-time, grains de sel et sucre roux

A ne pas mélanger, le résultat serait plutôt imbuvable. Par contre, moi, je ne vais pas me priver de passer d'une chose à l'autre si ça m'amuse... comme du coq à l'âne par exemple. Ou whatever.

19 mars, 2006

C'etait il y a plus de 30h mais comme j'ai dormi pendant tout ce temps, on dira que c'est encore d'actualite...

T-shirt vert et echarpe verte - vent glacial - espagnols en retard, comme toujours - on se les pele bordel - fait bin bon chaud dans ce pub - ouaiiis des chapeaux en forme de trefle de guiness! - j'en veux un - a guiness please - oufti, elle est pete l'allemande - tutututurlututurlutiti - vazi Celle Qui Chante, fous la pinte dans ton sac, il regarde pas - down in one, down in one, down in one - why the straw in your cider? well, it does help to get tipsy. - everyone in the club pub gets tipsy! - carrement drunk ouais - et les espagnols s'embrassent tous. et toutes - wouhou on change de pub avant de se faire virer - marche pas droit... pas droit... oups, pardon - 'tain le sol il colle ici - down down down! - c'est sympa, ils ont pense a moi en mettant des rampes aux escaliers - 'suis 'as pete.. 'uste tipsy... 'ourquoi 'arri' 'as a 'arler 'ormal'ent 'lors? huh? - dotcha wish ya girlfriend was raaaaaaaaaw like me? - dirty dirty dancing... mmh... dirty - how come Celle Qui Chante is not tipsy? How come?? - would you be my girl? lalalala, would you be myyyy girl - la mini-jupe et je me serais sentie anglaise ... ouais, carrement... commence a me faire peur a moi-meme - dodo dodo dodo dodoooo - dodo tout le week-end - dodo meme quand les ordis de nos voisines se font la malle par la fenetre de leur cuisine.

posted by Clem @ 18:08  

16 Comments:

  • At 19 mars, 2006 21:57, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    Tipsy !! Looool !!
    Ben dis donc j'y crois pas lol : Clem comletely drunk ?? Lol !! Ca devait être marrant à voir... double ;)
    T'inquiète pas à la St Patrick c'est permis lol !
    En tous cas tu retranscris bien les méfaits de l'alcool ! Pichou drunk ? heu lol.

     

  • At 19 mars, 2006 22:16, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    Surveillez vos fenêtres de la jolie maison !!
    Je t'en mets un autre parce que les autres bloggueurs sont pas encore passés par là, ni chez moa, arf. ;)

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 14:04, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    ahahah!!!! j'aurais bien voulu voir ça!!! mais attention ne sors pas les mini-mini-jupes anglaises; ok, en Angleterre t'auras l'air plus anglaise, mais de retour en France tu te feras violer!

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 14:07, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    oops,j'ai oublié (en fait non, c fait exprès,comme ça t'as plus de comm'):
    "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
    Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
    Don't cha
    Don't cha"
    faut imaginer la musique derrière quand même sinon c'est moins drole.

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 14:09, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    et de trois!!!!!!!!!!
    euh, tu peux développer l'épisode ordi par la fenêtre?

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 14:19, Blogger Clem said…

    Allez, juste un extrait.

    Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
    Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
    Dont cha, dont cha
    Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
    Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
    Dont cha, dont cha

    Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
    Leave it alone (leave it alone)
    Cause if it aint love
    It just aint enough to leave a happy home
    Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
    You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
    See, I dont care
    But I know she aint gon wanna share
    Hmmmm....

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 14:24, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    Allez, toute la chanson!!!!

    Busta Rhymes]
    Ok (ahh)
    Yeahh (ahh)
    Oh, we about to get it just a lil hot & sweaty in this (ooh, baby)
    Ladies let's go (uhh)
    Soldiers let's go (dolls)
    Let me talk to y'all and just you know give you a little situation...
    Listen (fellas)

    [Busta Rhymes]
    Ya see this get hot
    Everytime I come through when I step up in the spot (are you ready)
    Make the place sizzle like a summertime cookout
    Prowl for the best chick
    Yes I'm on the lookout (let's dance)
    Slow bangin shorty like a belly dancer with it
    Smell good, pretty skin, so gangsta with it (ooh, baby)
    No tricks only diamonds under my sleeve
    Gimme tha number
    But make sure you call before you leave

    [Pussycat Dolls]
    I know you like me (I know you like me)
    I know you do (I know you do)
    That's why whenever I come around
    She's all over you
    And I know you want it (I know you want it)
    It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
    And in the back of your mind
    I know you should be on with me
    (Hot)

    [Chorus]
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
    Don't cha
    Don't cha
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
    Don't cha (haah aah)
    Don't cha

    Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
    Leave it alone (leave it alone)
    Cause if it ain't love it just ain't enough
    To leave a happy home (oh, oh)
    Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
    You have to play fair (you have to play fair, yeah)
    See, I don't care
    But I know she ain't gon' wanna share (oh, oh)
    Hmmmm....

    [Chorus]
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (oh)
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (like me)
    Don't cha - don't cha baby
    Don't cha - alright, sing
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
    Don't cha (haah aah)

    [Busta Rhymes]
    Ok, I see how it's goin' down (ahh, don't cha)
    Seems like shorty wanna little menage pop off or somethin, let's go
    Well let me get straight to it
    Every broad wan watch a when I come through it
    It's the god almighty, lookin all brand new
    If shorty wanna jump in my ass then vanjewish
    Lookin' at me all like she really won do it
    Tryna put it on me till my black an blueish
    Ya wanna play wit ah playa girl then play on
    Strip out the channel
    And leave the lingerie on
    Watch me and I'mma watch you at the same time
    Lookin at ya wan break my back
    You the very reason why I keep a pack ah the Magnum
    An wit the wagon hit chu in the back of tha magnum
    For the record, don't think it was somethin you did
    Shorty all on me cuz it's hard to resist the kid
    I got a idea that's dope for y'all
    As y'all could get cool so I could hit the both of y'all

    [Pussycat Dolls]
    See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
    I understand (I understand)
    I'd probably be just as crazy about you
    If you were my own man
    Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
    Possibly (possibly)
    Until then, oh friend you're secret is
    Safe with me
    (Hot!)

    [Chorus]
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (oh)
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (like me)
    Don't cha - don't cha baby
    Don't cha - alright, sing
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
    Don't cha (haah aah)
    Don't cha

    (Ah!)
    (Ah!)

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 14:27, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    ps:toi Fire, tu fais Busta Rhymes!et moi les girls! vive les comm'!!

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 14:32, Blogger Clem said…

    Nan allez, je vais les dotcha et les yeaaah et les haaa aaah et les mmmmh et les raaaaw. Et toi tu fais les busta rhymes.

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 14:36, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    non!! c moi qui commande sinon je joue plus!! n'empêche je faisais vraiment ça quand j'étais petite avec mes cousines!! ahahaha! bon allez, on fait les girls toutes les deux et on laisse la radio quand c lui,ok?

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 14:47, Blogger Clem said…

    Ok, ca marche comme ca.
    Et quand on aura fini de jouer nos poupees minouches chatons, on pourra jouer nos pantheres roses:

    Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
    Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
    Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
    Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight (x4)

     

  • At 20 mars, 2006 19:15, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    Et là on dit bonne fête ? lol

     

  • At 21 mars, 2006 09:49, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    Surtout dîtes le si on vous gêne !!! :D

    C'est officiel, elle est des nôôôôtreuh, elle a bu son verre commeuh les auauuutreuh, c'est une ivrooogneuh, ça ne voit rien qu'à sa troooogneuh !!!

    Bonne fête à notre rouquine favorite !!

     

  • At 21 mars, 2006 09:50, Anonymous Anonyme said…

    Rhooooo, et puis ça se fait pas de laisser TREIZE commentaires, donc j'en refais un ...

    J'imagine que Mély devait être pompette aussi, ah là là, enfin si vous vous éclatez, c'est l'essentiel.

    Gros bisous !!

     

  • At 21 mars, 2006 11:18, Blogger glamourous cod said…

    Bonne fête crinière de feu !

     

  • At 21 mars, 2006 11:57, Blogger Clem said…

    Ouaiiiis c'est ma fete, et vous y avez pense!
    Normalement, j'ai toujours le soleil et les jonquilles. Mais ici, y a pas de soleil et a Nancy y a pas de jonquilles. Ca pue.

    Nan, chatelain, Mely n'etait pas beuree. C'etait bien la seule. Mais c'etait pas plus mal, elle a joue le role de chaperon. Et puis j'etais pas vraiment beuree, juste completement tipsy.

     

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